Fans of political satire and sports comedy are in for a treat as Colin from Portsmouth and Ian Fiveankles take to the stage across the UK for the first time in a live national tour. Starting from 4th September 2024, these two fictional cult figures will be stepping out from their online success to bring their unique brand of humour to live audiences.
The characters, both known from the wildly popular online series and podcast Sports Horn, will be brought to life in a stage show that promises a night of laughs, chaos, and mischief. The Exploding Heads, the comedic duo behind the personas, have been delivering sharp and timely social commentary, sports satire, and surreal humour for years. This live show marks a bold new chapter in their comedy journey.
Colin from Portsmouth: Ranting about the state of the nation
Known for his daily calls to Anthony’s radio show, Colin from Portsmouth is constantly angry about something – whether it’s big political shifts or the more trivial aspects of life. In this new stage format, Colin will bring his grumpy, curmudgeonly energy to the spotlight, navigating a world that seems to frustrate him at every turn. The prospect of a Trump presidency is one of the few things keeping him engaged as he rails against everything else. His character reflects the very real frustrations many feel in the current climate, making him both relatable and hilariously over-the-top.
Despite his anger, this night isn’t really about Colin. He just can’t help but intrude.
Ian Fiveankles: A footballing legend in his own mind
The evening is billed as An Evening with Ian Fiveankles, a comedic celebration of a fictional former footballer who never quite hit the heights of fame but is still loved by a niche audience. Played with tongue-in-cheek humour, Ian’s journey from professional footballer to pundit and now onto the stage is a running gag throughout the show.
Ian Fiveankles isn’t just there for the fans; he’s trying to win back his ex-wife, Denise, in what can only be described as a misguided attempt to combine professional ambition with personal redemption. Whether his evening will go smoothly, or whether Colin will let him have the limelight, remains to be seen.
The Exploding Heads: From online fame to live performance
Mark Davison and Anthony Richardson, the comedians behind The Exploding Heads, have become known for their fast-paced, witty responses to sports and political news. Having initially gained attention with their online series How Will They Line Up?, they were later commissioned by ESPN to produce the show for six years, delivering laughs to football fans with their comedic analysis.
Their ambitious 2019 stunt, attempting to visit all 20 Premier League stadiums in 24 hours, earned them further recognition, even though they fell short of the goal by just 40 minutes. The success of these viral stunts, combined with their satirical videos and podcast Sports Horn, has made them household names in the world of sports comedy. The duo’s reach has expanded to millions of views on social media platforms like Twitter and TikTok, with a fan base that includes celebrities such as Gary Lineker, James O’Brien, and Thom Yorke.
Tour Dates and Locations
The Colin from Portsmouth and Ian Fiveankles tour will visit a range of venues across the UK, including:
- September 4, 2024: Brighton – Komedia
- September 5, 2024: Maidenhead – Norden Farm
- September 6, 2024: Bristol – Redgrave Theatre
- September 12, 2024: Leeds – City Varieties
- September 14, 2024: Southend – Palace Theatre
- September 27, 2024: Swindon – Arts Centre
- October 2, 2024: London – Leicester Square Theatre
- October 3, 2024: Birmingham – MAC
- October 6, 2024: Salford – The Lowry (5pm and 8pm shows)
- October 9, 2024: Fareham – Live
- October 12, 2024: London – Leicester Square Theatre
A new venture in political and sports satire
With a sharp eye on both political and sporting trends, the Colin from Portsmouth and Ian Fiveankles tour promises to offer an evening of side-splitting entertainment. Whether you’re tuning in for Colin’s rant-filled take on the state of the world or Ian’s attempts to relive his footballing glory, there’s something for everyone.
As these characters make their transition from digital screens to live stages, Davison and Richardson aim to blend the spontaneity of their online skits with the energy of a live audience. Their ability to react quickly to breaking news stories has made them a hit online, and fans can expect that same wit and agility in the upcoming tour.
For fans of sports, satire, and brilliant character comedy, this tour will be an unmissable event. Grab your tickets now through So Comedy and prepare for an evening of laughs, surprises, and possibly some football-based chaos.
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