Haus of S&M @ Eat Me Cafe

A quirky venue for sure, but wow, what a restaurant! Service was attentive and knowledgeable sharing opinions on various dishes. The cocktails were scrumptious and well priced, like the food, and played an excellent role in a brilliant night. The food is amazing, a great fusion of various Asian dishes, but so so tasty and generous portions too! Really enjoyed it here and already planning our return!

Amazing food and a really unique vibe! Super reasonably priced and the food was so flavourful and clearly very authentic. We got a number of the small plates with a side of rice and garlic naan - the naan had fresh garlic on which really made all the difference! Definitely check this place out, it was fabulous (and good cocktail menu too!)

S and M cannot mean what one might imagine(Marquis de Sade eat your heart out !) nor can it signify the first names of the lovely owners, also waiter/Maitre D' and Chef! No, it can only be Superlative and Magnificent (Not Maleficent!) Superlative in the sense that you could use any one of them to describe the venue and the food! So......the most delicious, most luxurious, the tastiest, as applied to the food. The cosiest little restaurant houses the most interesting nay strangest items, in one sense, including our special pal who tends&guards the sweetest and most gorgeous little, black sheep 🐑 ! We were greeted warmly by Mr S aka Mr Pink (Reservoir Dogs reference!) who took us to our wee table in the corner, nice and serene, indeed the quietest area of the loveliest Asian food venue in town, even North Yorkshire ! It all felt very easy and most comfortable, with the most incredible art work and artefacts around the darkened rooms! The menu is super interesting and different, carefully thought out. I've never eaten such fantastic Gujerati dishes, not even in Leicester or Gujerat, Indian!! It was the tastiest meal I've had in years; worth noting that my friend and I consider ourselves, possibly pretentiously(?!), to be 'foodies'! Whatever the case, we both adored the Fish Pakora, the Puffs, the wonderful(est!) Chaat ever, as well as the Paneer Rolls. The dips for three of these dishes were each the yummiest. Our waiter and waitress were both very sweet, professional and efficient, as well as being knowledgeable about the food on offer. I'd have loved one of the enticing desserts, but we were too full and in any event, it would've been too late, given that Haus of S and M(Eat Me Café) needs to close at 21hs for legal reasons&because of concern for other residents of the building. We were advised by the sharply funny, witty and charming Martin(Chef and maker of the outrageously delicious Puffs! that I could have eaten all night, but might have become 'puffed' myself!) to check out the loo upstairs! Your wish was our command, oh Master Chef! In the loo we tried on various 'saucy' outfits and wigs, taking pics 📸 on the mobile as we changed image. Photos will follow!!(They need to be looked over! 😉 1st!) Our cocktails 🍸, mine a Pimms Cup special and my friend's one a Blackberry with various flavours and 'ting' on the end of the description! The cocktails perfectly matched the best dinner, all round, that we have eaten in ages! What an evening! I can't wait to be there again, as well as to see Jamie and Andrew perform in 'cabaret' or similar, doubtless with utterly panache!! Thanks so much guys, and waiting staff, for a 'Superlative Evening ' all round. Keep on cooking, or is that "Carry on Cheffing'?!!! All the best in the most amazing of 👏 eateries in Scarborough! Maggie Constable 05 September 25.

We had a lovely meal at this establishment recently! Very impressed by the range of vegetarian options. The jackfruit curry was particularly delicious, as were all the other dishes! Very friendly service and wonderfully quirky vibes and comfortable! I would highly recommend a visit…I would return regularly if I were still local! Amazing food!

10/10 absolutely amazing, every dish was delicious .. faultless service, fabulous cocktails and great food. We’ll definitely be back.