David Sundin The Book That Really Did Not Want To Be Read Hardback

WARNING! Back off! Put this book away RIGHT NOW. Dont you know that this book REALLY does not want to be read? It will BITE. And SNAP. And NIBBLE. If you try to read this book it will play all sorts of strange and sneaky tricks on you. Outrageous tricks and ridiculous tricks. And you will have to promise some very silly things to unlock all this books secrets...A monster may fall out, the book may make your grownup SHOUT one page and w h i s p e r the next... and before you know it a WORDQUAKE may mix up all your letters and make it impoffible to read thif book or eat a cheefe fandwich. How UNHELPFUL. Dont read this book. Its too much for you. Buy a hat instead. Whats that? Youve already read The Book That Does Not Want To Be Read? Well, this is a completely different book entirely. This book REALLY doesnt want to be read. So, wed recommend not reading either of these books. Youre not ready. Or are you? | David Sundin The Book That Really Did Not Want To Be Read Hardback