Drinking Before Noon Doesnt Make You An Alcoholic It Makes You A Pirate mug.

Yaaarrgh! Because pirates aren't drunks! They're just pirates! Let anyone who disagrees walk t'plank and be marooned in a far away island! Tis the only befitting punishment for ye disbelievers! Get your peg legs and hooks boys cause this pirate t-shirt is going to bring us some booty!