If I Wasn't A Footballer I'd Be A Virgin mug.
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£14.95
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A top quote from a top footballer. It's only the one and only Crouchy! WARNING: Not all who play football are guaranteed to shag. Skill and physical attractiveness still apply. Personality is a major plus too. This Peter Crouch t-shirt is not responsible for any disappointments.
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