I Survived The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse classic fit.

Suck it you Mesoamerican fools! Just because their calendar ended on 2012 doesn't mean it is the end of the world. Now all the New Wave/Doomsday prophets will have to wait again. A badass like you deserves this 2012 t-shirt! Condolences to those who actually died during the year.