Sometimes You Say the Strangest Things : A collection of humorous verse, malapropisms and wordplay

Sometimes You Say the Strangest Things - and JohnEaton listens, laughs, and then crafts them into poetry that hits home.In hissixth collection of verse, Eaton presents one hundred poems that blend sharpwit, playful wordplay, and self-deprecating humour to explore life's quirks andcontradictions. Whether he's taking aim at the absurdities of social media, unravelling mind games, or dissecting the buzzwords of modern life (Fake Newsor Health and Safety, anyone?), Eaton's work is a masterclass in cleverobservation.He pokes fun at authority, modern mores, and the daily grind witha light touch and a wicked grin, transforming the mundane into the magnificentand the ridiculous into the relatable. Perfect for adults, kids and particularlybusiness folk, You Say the Strangest Things is your idealpick-me-up-whether you need a laugh, a moment of reflection, a business byword,or just a reminder that sometimes, life really is stranger than fiction. Prepare to smile, think, and maybe even see the world a little differently. Here is one of John's shorterpoems:Happy New YearMy New Yearresolution is to make a contribution,but to whom, towhat, to where, why and to when?Last year itwas an illusion, this year it is a solution, and next year I start it all again.