1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila Floor. 5 Tequila 6 Tequila 7 Tequila Morgue. mug.

It would've made a fine children's song if it wasn't about booze. Anyway wear this shots t-shirt at your next party for a dose of funny truth. Unless you're from Russia or Germany in which case 7 tequila shots is just the start of the party.