Weak Messages Create Bad Situations : A Manifesto

A personal message from the author: Lots of individuals in society today are feeble-minded.They don't know what the HELL is going on. Unfortunately many of these people are responsible for running THE COUNTRY.They don't know the difference between a PRECIOUS JEWEL and a piece of animal turd.Their ideas are MEANINGLESS, illustrated using RUBBISH imagery (often made by a computer).The stupid words they write are always in BAD FONTS.Yet still people HEED this nonsense. Maybe YOU are one of these people? It's alright. I am here to HELP you. I have a FULLY-COMPOSED WORLD VIEW. I have STRONG opinions about EVERYTHING. And my ideas are HAND-ILLUSTRATED and use REAL HANDWRITING that you can trust.I know exactly what's going on and am WILLING to share my thoughts with you.If you LISTEN to what I say then things will quickly improve. No more weak messages. No more bad situations. Shall we proceed?