26.2 Things to Do Instead of Running a Marathon : The ultimate funny gift for marathon-running friends and family

The must-buy humorous gift for the marathon runners in your life around London Marathon 2026!'Packed within these pages are myriad fun, silly and engaging things to do instead of running a marathon.None of these will impact your ankles or knees. And all of them are entertaining. The opposite of running, probably. I wouldn't know. This light-hearted manual offers a host of fun suggestions along with step-by-step instructions for making the most of your luxurious, sedentary ways.Get ready to bake, beach, bartend, brunch and generally live life like the amazing, chill, Type B person you are.'👟👟👟👟👟DO YOU FIND YOURSELF STUCK IN A CYCLE OF TRAINING BLOCKS, ENERGY GELS, BLISTER PLASTERS AND RACE DAY ANXIETY - I MEAN, ANTICIPATION?Fear not!This book will get you back on track. Packed to the brim with fun alternatives to running a marathon, like painting a watercolour masterpiece and baking the perfect cookie, this is a must-have guide for runners looking for hobbies that are kinder to their knees, calendars and bank accounts.**Guaranteed cheaper than a Theragun. And more fun than a knee replacement.