Mercury Falling (11 Tracks. 1996. Za)

STING - Mercury Falling Ah, Sting. The man, the myth, the tantric lover. His 1996 release "Mercury Falling" is a mixed bag of emotions, much like the tumultuous state of his hairline. The album kicks off with "The Hounds of Winter", a brooding track that sets the moody tone for the rest of the record. Sting's voice, like a fine wine gone off, croons over haunting strings and a persistent drumbeat. It's a bit like listening to your dad have a midlife crisis, but in a strangely alluring way. Tracks like "I Hung My Head" and "I Was Brought to My Senses" showcase Sting's storytelling abilities, weaving tales of regret and redemption with his trademark velvety voice. It's like being serenaded by a sexy librarian who's also a yoga instructor on the side. But not every song is a winner. "Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot" feels like a watered-down version of Sting's more memorable hits, while "I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying" is as melodramatic as a teenager's diary entry. Overall, "Mercury Falling" is a solid addition to Sting's discography, showcasing his knack for blending soulful lyrics with catchy melodies. It may not be his finest work, but hey, even Sting can have an off day. Just ask his hairline.