Rex Everything (Orange Vinyl) (I)

The latest offering from the perpetually rowdy and raucous punk rockers, DWARVES, comes in the form of "Rex Everything." This orange vinyl gem is sure to have listeners banging their heads in both approval and disbelief at the audaciousness of it all. From the moment the needle hits the record, you're plunged headfirst into a whirlwind of sonic mayhem, with frontman Blag Dahlia's vocals bouncing off the walls like a hyperactive kid on a sugar rush. The guitars are like a chainsaw carving through a mountain of marshmallows, while the drums thump and crash like a demolition derby in a china shop. Tracks like "Looking Out for Number One" and "Sluts of the USA" are classic DWARVES fare: snarky, rebellious, and unapologetically in your face. But it's on songs like "Forget Me Not" and "Evil Primeval" where the band really showcases their musicianship, with intricate arrangements and unexpected twists and turns that keep you on your toes. Overall, "Rex Everything" is a wild and unpredictable ride through the seedy underbelly of punk rock, and a testament to DWARVES' enduring ability to shock and awe. So strap in, turn up the volume, and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness of it all.