Joe Marler Loose Head : Confessions of an (un)professional rugby player

SHORTLISTED FOR THE TELEGRAPH RUGBY BOOK OF THE YEARThe hilarious, mustread memoir from everyones favourite Celebrity Traitors Faithful The truth about being a rugby player from the horseys mouth. This book is not just about how a psychiatrist called Humphrey helped me get back on my horse and clippityclop all the way to the World Cup semifinal in Japan. Its the story of how a fat kid who had to live up to the nickname Psycho grew up to play and party for over a decade with rugbys greatest pros and live weird and wonderful moments both in and out of the scrum. Thats why Im letting you read my diary on my weirdest days. You never know what youre going to get with me. From being locked in a police cell to singing Adele on Jonathan Ross (Ill let you decide which is worse), being kissed by a murderer on the number 51 bus to drug tests where clipboardwielding men hover inches away from my naked genitalia, melting opponents in rucks, winning tackles, and generally losing blood, sweat and ears in the name of the great sport of rugby. This is how (not) to be a rugby player. | Joe Marler Loose Head : Confessions of an (un)professional rugby player